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quotes from my favorite movies
Shrek-
Magic Mirror: Let's move on to bachlorette number 3, Princess Fiona. She likes piņa coladas and getting caught in the rain!
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Donkey: I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?" "Hell no, I don't want no parfait!"
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Donkey: Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles.
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Shakespeare in Love-
William Shakespeare: I have a new play.
Christopher Marlowe: What's it called?
William Shakespeare: Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.
Christopher Marlowe: What is the story?
William Shakespeare: Well, there's this pirate...
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Animal House-
Flounder: You guys playing cards?
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Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
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Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
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Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
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Eric: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Robert Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: I thought you were pre-med.
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: What's the difference? [Addressing the room] Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg -- isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner.]
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Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up -- you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it!
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Donald 'Boon' Schoenstein: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
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A Knight's Tale-
Wat: What do you mean, dead?
Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Dead!
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail-
God: What are you doing now?
Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
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Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY!
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Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five!
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three!
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High Fedelity-
Rob Gordon: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
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Bridget Jones's Diary-
Bridget Jones: Daniel, what you just did is actually illegal in several countries.
Daniel Cleaver: That is one of the reasons that I'm so happy to be living in Britain today
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Mark Darcy: I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.
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Tom: Whose side are we on?
Shazzer: Mark's of course. He did leave Bridget for a naked American!
Bridget Jones: But he did run off with Daniel's fiancee and left him broken-hearted.
Tom: You're right, it's such a tough one to call!
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Pride and Prejudice-
Mr. Darcy: In vain have I struggeled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
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Bingley: Darcy, I shall never understand why you go through the world determined to be displeased with everything and everyone in it.
Darcy: And I will never understand why you are always in a rage to approve of everything and everyone that you meet.
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Jane Bennet: No, seriously, Lizzy! When did you first know you were in love with Mr. Darcy?
Elizabeth Bennet: It came on so slowly I hardly know... but I believe I must date it from the time I first saw his wonderful grounds at Pemberley!
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